help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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