So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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