did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize