I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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