She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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