Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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