You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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