Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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