Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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