Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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