these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I am available for nakedness
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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