Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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