Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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