I want to have your abortion
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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