i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i think i have two assholes
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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