i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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