You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
We were destined to go to rehab together
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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