just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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