I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
