butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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