Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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