i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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