He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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