marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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