Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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