I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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