I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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