Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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