Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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