u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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