Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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