Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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