I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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