OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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