i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Randomize
