I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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