There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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