I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
