I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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