Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
COCAINE IS GR8
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