but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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