are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Ketchup is God's man juice
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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