READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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