My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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