Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I am midnight drunk by noon
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
