Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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