Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
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go home
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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