just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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