I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
