your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize