Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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