he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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