her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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